Kissin To Reveal Secrets of Bad Parenting

America Awaits His “Not-Know-How”

Carl Kissin, a Dad for more than 4 years, intends to reveal the full incompetence of his parenting “skills” at Cornelia Street Café Saturday, August 21st @ 6 PM. “I’ll be doing monologues and stories about my incompetence as a father,“ said Kissin without apparent shame. “The good news is that other top-notch comedians and parents will be performing along side me and they might actually know something.”

The show has been eagerly anticipated by some, but dreaded by child psychologists who believe it will inflict permanent developmental damage.